"Do you want to watch The Mummy?"
"What about The Mummy Returns?"
"So you probably don't want to watch The Mummy: Tomb of -"
"No. I don't want to watch the awful mummy movies with you. They're horrible. I saw them in theaters, and TBS only shows them on T.V. nothing short of all the time."
"Well...what do you want to watch then?"
"With you?"
"Nothing. I don't like the way you talk."
"I won't talk during the movie."
"The hell you won't. You never shut up."
"I'll be quiet. Promise."
"No. I'm going to my apartment to read and then go to bed."
"So...see you tomorrow?"
"Hm. Probably not. Goodnight."
"Night babe."